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A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

You've Got To Be Rich To Have A Swing Like That.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.