It's Okay To Be A Fat Man.

So Instead Of Beating Myself Up For Being Fat, I Think It's A Miracle That I Laugh Every Day And Walk Through My Life With Pride, Because Our Culture Is Unrelenting When It Comes To Large People.

In My Fantasies, I Always Wanted To Play The Ingenue, But In Reality, In My Bones, I Am So Used To Playing The Grandmother That I Don't Feel Safe Or Even Sure That I Can Do It

The Character I Play Is A Wonderful Compilation Of Things I Hate About Myself And Things I Love About Myself And Things That I've Invented To Make Her Even More Interesting Than Me.

The Universe Is Like A Pension Plan. It Will Match Your Investment.

Parents Know How To Push Your Buttons Because, Hey, They Sewed Them On