It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.