It's Never An Upset If The So-called

I Recruited A Czech Kicker, And During The Eye Exam, When Asked To Read The Bottom Line, The Kicker Replied, Read It? I Know Him.

I Don't Like Nice People. I Like Tough, Honest People.

I Don't Apologize For Anything. When I Make A Mistake, I Take The Blame And Go On From There. I Just Despise To Lose, And That Has Taken A Man Of Mediocre Ability And Made A Pretty Good Coach Out Of Him.

The Only Meaningful Statistic Is Number Of Games Won.

The Minute I Think I'm Getting Mellow, I'm Retiring. Who Ever Heard Of A Mellow Winner?