It’s Much Easier To Be Cruel Than

Hunting Will Never Feed Lots Of People; It Will Always Be A Hobby.

Succotash My Cocker Spaniel, You Fudging Crevasse-hole Dipshiitake!

The Eskimos Have Four Hundred Words For Snow, And The Jewshave Four Hundred For Schmuck.

The Books Could Be Completely Worthless, And Things We Don't Even Read Now Could Be Considered The Most Important Books.

I Watched The Sheets Breathe When She Breathed, Like How Dad Used To Say That Trees Inhale When People Exhale, Because I Was Too Young To Understand The Truth About Biological Processes.