It's More Fun To Think That There

I Keep Kind Of Making Certain Mistakes In Public Appearances Over And Over Again.

I Lived In A Town Called New Canaan, Which Is Just Outside Of Connecticut, Where They Are Far Too Snobby To Even Mention Celebrities. Many American Towns Are Famous For Things Like, "see The World's Largest Ball Of String!" I Think My Town's Would Probably Have To Be "most Pretentious People".

I Pride Myself On Being Kind.

I Don't Make Big Grand Gestures, Generally.

I Spent So Many Years Just Saying What I Felt Without Thinking About The Ramifications, Without Understanding That I Have This Opinion But Not Everyone Might Share That Opinion And Now They Don't Like Me Because Of It.