It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do

I Used To Feel So Bad Before I Got To The Clubhouse, I Didn't Know What To Do. But When I Put That Ballsuit On, I Don't Know Where I Got The Spark To Save My Life.

When A Batter Swings And I See His Knees Move, I Can Tell Just What His Weaknesses Are Then I Just Put The Ball Where I Know He Can't Hit It.

They Said I Was The Greatest Pitcher They Ever Sawi Couldnt Understand Why They Couldnt Give Me No Justice.

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.