It's Disappointing When You Finally Get To

Yesterday Was Election Day. If We Have Any Democrats In The Audience, I'm Sorry But You're Going To Have To Give Up Your Seats.

They're Saying Now That Rick Santorum Is Gaining Momentum Because He's Not Romney. And Mitt Romney Was Furious. He Replied, 'well, I Can Do That.

Obesity Is Now A Problem In The Navy. They've Created A New Rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.

Have You Been Following The Big Oil Spill In The Gulf Of Mexico? Or As We Call It Now, The Dead Sea.

I'm Just Trying To Make A Smudge On The Collective Unconscious.