It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something

When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.

Fall In Love With What You're Going To Do For A Living. To Be Able To Get Out Of Bed And Do What You Love To Do For The Rest Of The Day Is Beyond Words. I'd Rather Be A Failure In Something I Love Than Be Successful In Something I Hate.

Money Is The Root Of All Evil.' Then We Hear, 'a Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted.' What Are They Talking About? If Money Is So Evil, Shouldn't It Be, 'a Wise Man And His Money Are Soon Parted'? And Another Thing, How Does A Fool Get Money In The First Place? I Know Some Fools Who Have A Lot Of Money, But They Won't Tell Me How They Got It, And I Won't Tell Them.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.