It’s Been A Whole Day Since I

If They Can’t Survive Alone For Four Days Once A Year, They Deserve To Die. (acheron) That’s Harsh, For You. (dante) Harsh? Tell You What, You Take My Phone And Skim Through The Three Thousand Phone Calls I Get Every Day And Night And See How Harsh I Am. I Truly Hate Modern Technology And Phones In Particular. I Haven’t Had A Full Four Hours Of Sleep In Over Fifty Years. ‘ash, I Broke A Toenail, Help Me. Ash, My Head Hurts, What Should I Do?’ (acheron)

Honey, You Need To Get Laid. (selena) Why Don’t You Speak A Little Louder, Lanie? I Don’t Think The Guys In Canada Were Able To Hear You. (grace) Oh, I Don’t Know. They’re Probably Headed South Even As We Speak. (waiter)

Can You Believe Our Ash Is Getting Laid? Our Baby Is Growing Up. I'm So Proud!

What Happened To Darling’s Face? (kiara) It Got His. Repeatedly. (syn)

Maybe I’m Just Tired. (geary) People Only Say That When They’re Not Really Willing To Deal With The Issue At Hand. It’s Like When You Ask A Guy What He’s Thinking And He Says ‘nothing’ But In Reality You Know He’s Checking Out Another Woman And He Doesn’t Want You To Give Him Grief Over It. It’s Thia’s Theory. (tory) I Think You Need To Stay Away From Her Before She Corrupts You. (geary) Nah, It’s Too Much Fun. She Has The Most Misguided Views On Everything. But I Think What I Just Said Is One Of The Few Lucid Thoughts She’s Ever Managed. (tory)