It May Be The Way The Cookie

There's So Much Pollution In The Air Now That If It Weren't For Our Lungs There'd Be No Place To Put It All.

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

Summit Meetings Tend To Be Like Panda Matings. The Expectations Are Always High, And The Results Usually Disappointing.

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.