It Is Not Time For Mirth And

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.

One Smell Of Brimstone Makes The Whole World Kin.

A Friend Who Is Near And Dear May In Time Become As Useless As A Relative.

Nothing Is Improbable Until It Moves Into The Past Tense.

For Parlor Use, The Vague Generality Is A Life Saver.