It Is Always Safe To Tell People

As We Grow Older, Our Capacity For Enjoyment Shrinks, But Not Our Appetite For It.

Men Never Know How Tired They Are Till Their Wives Sit Them Down For A Nice Long Talk.

Always Live Up To Your Standards — By Lowering Them, If Necessary.

We Are Never More Self-righteous Than When Giving Up What We Should Have Shunned All Along.

A Bore: One Who Knows As Well As You Do What He Is Going To Say Next.