It Is A Bizarre World. It Is

If We Just Stop Producing Stuff, If We Stop Being So Capitalist, We Stop Taking Resources From Other Third World Countries, We'll Be Happy.

You Got To Have An Enemy To Fight. And When You Have An Enemy To Fight, Then You Can Unite The Entire World Behind You, And You Seize Power. That Was Hitler's Plan. His Enemy: The Jew. Al Gore's Enemy, The U.n.'s Enemy: Global Warming. Then You Get The Scientists - Eugenics. You Get The Scientists - Global Warming. Then You Have To Discredit The Scientists Who Say, 'that's Not Right.' And You Must Silence All Dissenting Voices. That's What Hitler Did.

If We Give All Of The People Who Filed Incorrect Tax Returns The Benefit Of The Doubt And Assume That Every Single One Of Them Simply Made An Honest Mistake, Then Doesn't Common Sense Tell Us That Maybe The Tax Code Is Just A Little Too Complex?

I Don't Feel Comfortable Voting For Donald Trump.

Whoever Thought A Tiny Candy Bar Should Be Called Fun Size Was A Moron.