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It's Long Past Time We Started Focusing On The Solutions That Actually Keep Women Healthy, Instead Of Using Basic Aspects Of Women's Health As A Tool Of Cultural, Moral, And Political Control.

It's Not Common For A Woman On Television, Especially If She's The Mom Of The Family, To Be Funny. She's Usually A Straight Man Or Foil.

Woke Up This Morning To The Incredible News That I Was Nominated For An Emmy, And A Shower Full Of Dog Poop. Apparently My Dog Is So Excited, She Has Explosive Diarrhea. I Truly Could Not Be More Thankful To The Emmy Voters For Including Me In This Brilliant Company Of Extraordinary Women. Now, If You'll Excuse Me, I Have To Go Clean Up An Enormous Amount Of Dog Poop Out Of My Shower. Yay!

I Like Cluttered, Old, Dark-wood Antiques. I Like Character.

My Mom Just Didn't Put A Very High Premium On Me Being Like Really Famous Or Really Wealthy Or Anything.