In The Past A Man Was Expected

You Can't Get Something For Nothing. Everybody Remembers This Except Politicians.

I Like To Think Of My Behavior In The Sixties As A 'learning Experience.' Then Again, I Like To Think Of Anything Stupid I've Done As A 'learning Experience.' It Makes Me Feel Less Stupid.

When You Think Of The Good Old Days, Think One Word: Dentistry.

The Young Are Adept At Learning, But Even More Adept At Avoiding It.

One Of These Suburbs Is Actually Named Stalingrad, Which Goes To Show That The French Have Learned Nothing About Politics Since They Guillotined All The Smart People In 1793.