In Romance, As In Life, You Only

Never Insult A Writer. You May Find Yourself Immortalized In Ways You May Not Appreciate.

I Remember When I Switched From Christmas To Sex As The Secret Of Happiness.

As For Kissing On The First Date, You Should Never Date Someone Whom You Would Not Wish To Kiss Immediately.

...opening Up A Newspaper Is The Key To Looking Classy And Smart. Never Mind The Bronze-plated Stuff About The Role Of The Press In A Democracy - A Newspaper, Kiddo, Is About Style.

Humor Needs To Come In Under Cover Of Darkness, In Disguise, And Surprise People.