In Every Sorrowing Soul I Pour'd Delight,

Wine Gives Strength To Weary Men.

Thou Wilt Lament Hereafter, When The Evil Shall Be Done And Shall Admit No Cure.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

Guns Aren't Toys! They're For Family Protection, Hunting Dangerous Or Delicious Animals, And Keeping The King Of England Out Of Your Face!

The Sex Is Ever To A Soldier Kind.