In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothin'.

The Game Is Supposed To Be Fun. If You Had A Bad Day, Don't Worry. You Can't Expect To Get A Hit Every Game.

Congratulstions On Breaking My Record. I Always Thought The Record Would Stand Until It Was Broken.

I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said. [...] Then Again, I Might Have Said 'em, But You Never Know.

It Ain't The Heat, It's The Humility.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'