In All Your Life, You Will Never

Alexander Hamilton Started The U.s. Treasury With Nothing, And That Was The Closest Our Country Has Ever Been To Being Even.

One Revolution Is Like One Cocktail, It Just Gets You Organized For The Next.

The Rest Of The People Know The Condition Of The Country, For They Live In It, But Congress Has No Idea What Is Going On In America, So The President Has To Tell 'em.

I See By The Papers That They Are Going To Do Away With All The Nuisance Taxes. That Means That A Man Can Get A Marriage License For Nothing.

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.