Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit.

It Is A Point Of Pride For The American Male To Keep The Same Size Jockey Shorts For His Entire Life.

Any Man Today Who Returns From Work, Sinks Into A Chair, And Calls For His Pipe Is A Man With An Appetite For Danger.

It's Painful, But We Can't Heal Ourselves Unless We Cleanse The Wounds.

You Can't Be Everything To Everyone

I Wasn't Always Black... There Was This Freckle, And It Got Bigger And Bigger.