If You Wear Short Skirts You Get

There Have Been Loads Of Times I Have Regretted Meeting Paul Because I Was So Happy In My Old Life.

Why Are We So Obsessed With Celebrity Culture? We Have Front-page News About Divorces Instead Of Front-page News About Global Warming, About Women Being Abused, About Children Being Abused. We're Going On A Downward Spiral.

I'm Quite Happy To Be Thrown Around And Hopefully My Leg Will Stay On.

I Never Used The Press For Anything Except My Charity.

I'm Really Happy To Have Set The World Record For The Fastest Disabled Woman, But I Think I Can Go Much Faster.