If You Take A Frown And Turn

Eternity Is Really Long, Especially Near The End.

If 90% Of Success In Life Is Showing Up, The Other 10% Depends On What You're Showing Up For.

The Audience Goes To Sleep Really Quickly! If You Have A Slight Pause At The Wrong Time, That's It!

I Have A Hyper-active Imagination, My Mind Tends To Jump Around A Little, And I Have Some Trouble Between Fantasy And Reality.

My Grandfather Had A Wonderful Funeral... On The Buffet Table There Was A Replica Of The Deceased In Potato Salad.