If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

The System Is Not Perfect. Until It's Perfect, Let's Do Away With The Death Penalty.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.