If You Have No Power, Talk About

Tears Are Great Peace-makers.

When Love And Adventure Are Finished, It's Nice To Have Getting And Spending To Fall Back On.

Your Vanity And My Vanity Will Never Be Friends.

When Disaster Waves, I Try Not To Wave Back.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.