If You Don't Watch Your Figure, You'll

How Would You Know What Happy Is If You've Never Been Otherwise.

It's Never A Good Deal When Only One Party Thinks It Is.

When Young, You're Shocked By The Number Of People Who Turn Out To Have Feet Of Clay. Older, You're Surprised By The Number Of People Who Don't.

The Hardest Work Of All - Doing Nothing.

If You're Looking For Perfection, Look In The Mirror. If You Find It There, Expect It Elsewhere.