If You Don't Want To Get Old,

How Is It That So Often . . . I Get The Feeling I've Worked Hard To Learn Something I Already Know, Or Knew, Once.

Just Because It's A Rat Race Doesn't Mean It's Okay To Be A Rat.

A Few Weeks After My Surgery, I Went Out To Play Catch With My Golden Retriever. When I Bent Over To Pick Up The Ball, My Prosthesis Fell Out. The Dog Snatched It, And I Found Myself Chasing Him Down The Road Yelling "hey, Come Back Here With My Breast!"

It's Not Brain Surgery. It's Not Nuclear Physics. It's Television. It's Only Television.

Co-dependence...taking Someone Else's Temperature To See How You Feel.