If You Can't Tell A Spoon From

I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes With Alone.

Whenever I Investigate A Smell, I Find That The Answer Is Always Bad. It's Never: 'what Is That? *sniff* Muffins!'

I Wish My Name Started With A Comma. That Would Be So Dramatic.

Regarding The Marching Band: How Much More Interesting It Would Be To See A Creeping Band.

The Definition Of Adventure Depends Upon How Boring Your Life Is.