If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself,

Mel Gibson's Father Doesn't Think There Was A Holocaust? Great. I Don't Think There's A Movie. We're Even.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.

If You Laugh At It, You Can Deal With It.

Everyone Thinks Angelina Jolie Was The First Celebrity Baby Hoarder, But She Wasn't. Before Angelina There Was Mia Farrow. Mia Had An Entire Farm Full Of Children. I Think She Got Them At Costco.

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.