If You Can’t Advertise Yourself, What Hope

Readers Travel So Fast They Don't Stop To Decipher The Meaning Of Obscure Headlines.

Viewers Have A Way Of Remembering The Celebrity While Forgetting The Product. I Did Not Know This When I Paid Eleanor Roosevelt $35,000 To Make A Commercial For Margarine. She Reported That Her Mail Was Equally Divided. "one Half Was Sad Because I Had Damaged My Reputation. The Other Half Was Happy Because I Had Damaged My Reputation." Not One Of My Proudest Memories.

I Always Said That Mega-mergers Were For Megalomaniacs.

Lazy And Superficial Men And Women Do Not Produce Superior Work.

The Psychiatrists Say That Everybody Should Have A Hobby. The Hobby I Recommend Is Advertising