If She Wasn't Your Grandmother I'd Shoot

Romance Novels Are Birthday Cake And Life Is Often Peanut Butter And Jelly. I Think Everyone Should Have Lots Of Delicious Romance Novels Lying Around For Those Times When The Peanut Butter Of Life Gets Stuck To The Roof Of Your Mouth.

Are You Afraid Of Me? Uh... Yes.' The Smile Stayed Fixed In Place. 'you Should Be. You Locked Me In A Refrigerator Truck With Three Dead People. Sooner Or Later I'm Going To Get You For It.

I'm So Busy Writing And Editing Two Books A Year That I Don't Have Time For Painting Anymore.

I Like My Nuts," Mooner Said. "i Don't Want Them Cut Off. I'd Be, Like, Nutless Then.

And When I Was In The Trunk, I Saw Jesus. And The Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.