If Poor People Knew How Rich Rich

So If You're Black Or Brown, You Can Make Money In America, You Can Get Rich In America... But Whatever You Decide To Do, It Better Be Positive, 'cause If One Person Is Harmed, You Will Be Destroyed. You See Oprah, She Just Be Giving Away Money. She's Doing That To Keep The Feds Off Her Back.

So, To Say Barack Obama Is Progress Is Saying That He's The First Black Person That Is Qualified To Be President. That's Not Black Progress. That's White Progress.

Whoever You Hate Will End Up In Your Family. You Don't Like Gays? You're Gonna Have A Gay Son. You Don't Like Puerto Ricans? Your Daughter's Gonna Come Home With Livin' La Vida Loca!

I Love My Life, But I Don't Think I'm Any Happier Than My Younger Brother Andre, Who Drives A Garbage Truck.

Welcome To The 77th And Last Oscars.