If Nothing Is Serious Anymore, Then There's

I Could Draw Bloom County With My Nose And Pay My Cleaning Lady To Write It, And I'd Bet I Wouldn't Lose 10% Of My Papers Over The Next Twenty Years. Such Is The Nature Of Comic-strips. Once Established, Their Half-life Is Usually More Than Nuclear Waste.

It's Not Terribly Dignified To Have Anyone Seeing One Laugh At One's Own Material.

I Don't Get Fan Mail. It Disappeared With The Digital Revolution.

My Post-child Period Resulted In One Instant Change: I Write Shorter Books For Kids.

And Just As It Is With All Proper Grannies, She Ordered Me Into My Pink Bunny Jammies.