If It's Not In My Email Archive,

We Roared. We Were One Big Animal Throat, Roaring.

I Don't Know Anything About Press Conferences." "oh, Just Google It. I'm Sure Someone's Written An Article On Holding A Successful One. I Mean, If The President Can Manage It, I'm Sure You Can. He Looks Like He Can Barely Tie His Shoes Without Help.

It May Be Hard To Monetize Fame, But It Is Impossible To Monetize Obscurity.

Once You Get To Naming Your Laptop, You Know That You're Really Having A Deep Relationship With It.

We Have A Name For Things That Don't Copy Themselves: Dead.