If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning Is A Career Move.

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.