If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd

I Don't Always Prepare Such Rich Meals. Sometimes I'll Just Serve A Simple Quiche, Salad And Dessert For Dinner. During The Week I Try To Eat Lightly.

The Doctor's Name Was Sylvia. I Told Her She'd Have A Problem With Me Because Sylvia Was My Mother's Name.

My Kitchen Is Not A Place To Live In. I Made It White So I Can Tell Instantly If It's Not Clean-and I Like It Clean Enough To Be Able To Eat Off The Floors-or The Tables,for That Matter.

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.