If I Had To Pick One Quality

If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too Hard.

I Try To Manage My Day By My Circadian Rhythms Because The Creativity Is Such An Elusive Thing, And I Could Easily Just Stomp Over It Doing My Administrative Stuff.

If You Have Any Trouble Sounding Condescending, Find A Unix User To Show You How It's Done.

I Would Sometimes Sit In A Crowded Restaurant, And Say, 'you Know, I'm The Only Person In This Restaurant Who Can't Draw.'

As A Fan, I'm Distraught, But As A Cartoonist Looking At New Vacant Spaces In 2400 Newspapers, Well, Behind Me, My Cats Are Dancing A Conga Line.