If I Can Get My Dress On,

I Modelled My Looks On The Town Tramp.

If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd Have Been A Drag Queen

In Fact, I Bought Our First Family Television With My Own Money, Putting It On Credit And Then Paying It Off Every Week.

I Know My Hair Is Out Of The '60's, My Clothes Are '50's And The Shoes I Wear Are From The '40's. But I Like Looking Like I Came Out Of A Fairy Tale.

I Just Don't Have Time To Get Old!