If Complexity Doesn't Beat You, Paradox Will.

Should You Fail To Pilot Your Own Ship, Don't Be Surprised At What Inappropriate Port You Find Yourself Docked.

Does Koala Bear Poop Smell Like Cough Drops?

He Who Jokes In The Executioners Face Can Be Destroyed, But Never Defeated.

Outlaws, Like Lovers, Poets, And Tubercular Composers Who Cough Blood Onto Piano Keys, Do Their Finest Work In The Slippery Rays Of The Moon.

The Loony Legacy Of Money Was That The Arithmetic By Which Things Were Measured Had Become More Valuable Than The Things Themselves.