If Anyone Asks How Old I Am,

I'm Not A Big Fan Of Women's Liberation, But Maybe It Will Help Women Stand Up For The Respect They're Due.

Do The Best You Can With Yourself And Hope For The Best.

My Attitude Toward Men Who Mess Around Is Simple: If You Find 'em, Kill 'em.

It's Important That You Take Care Of Yourself And Blow Off Steam In The Right Way. Don't Let Some Woman Walk In And Say, "hey, Goodbye!" And Take Your Man. Kill Her If You Can! I'm Only Kidding.

I've Seen Every Highway In The United States, And They All Look Alike To Me.