I Yearned For A Long, Happy Marriage

Gossip Is Hardly Uplifting.

I Do Everything The Man Does, Only Backwards And In High Heels!

I Don't Disagree With Seeing A Rubens Of A Nude Body, But I Don't Believe In A Nude Body In Action. With Rubens, Thank Goodness, They Aren't In Action.

Sure, Jets Are Fast And Economical, But, Oh My, What Fun We've Lost And What Leisure We've Sacrificed In The Race To Efficiency. Somehow, Stepping Onto A Plane And Zooming Across The United States In A Matter Of Hours Doesn't Hold A Candle To The Dear, Old-fashioned Train Ride.

Part Of The Joy Of Dancing Is Conversation. Trouble Is, Some Men Can't Talk And Dance At The Same Time.