"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa

That Girl Had A Great Way Of Making Friends, And Strangers, And Anyone Else Who Was Around.

My Love Life Is Like A Piece Of Swiss Cheese; Most Of It's Missing, And What's There Stinks.

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.

Joan Collins Told A Reporter That She Hasn't Had Plastic Surgery; Come On... She's Had More Tucks Than A Motel Bedsheet!