I Wouldn't Change One Thing About My

I Am Known To Be Able To Take Care Of Myself When I Become Angry. I Don't Mince Words.

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.

I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano

My Career At Warner Brothers Consisted Of One Musical Short Subject. I Was Running Around In A Bear Skin. Very Chic.

Cole Porter Had A Worldwide Reputation As A Sophisticate And Hedonist