I Would Do Anything To Be Anywhere

I Got A Lot Of Support From My Parents. That's The One Thing I Always Appreciated. They Didn't Tell Me I Was Being Stupid; They Told Me I Was Being Funny.

150 People Die Every Year From Being Hit By Falling Coconuts. Not To Worry, Drug Makers Are Developing A Vaccine.

My Focus Is To Forget The Pain Of Life. Forget The Pain, Mock The Pain, Reduce It. And Laugh.

I Just Wanna Hang Out. No Big Deal!

Behind Every Great Man Is A Woman Rolling Her Eyes.