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It Is Said That The Queen Has Come To Love The Commonwealth, Partly Because It Supplies Her With Regular Cheering Crowds Of Flag-waving Picaninnies; And One Can Imagine That Blair, Twice Victor Abroad But Enmired At Home, Is Similarly Seduced By Foreign Politeness. They Say He Is Shortly Off To The Congo. No Doubt The Ak47s Will Fall Silent, And The Pangas Will Stop Their Hacking Of Human Flesh, And The Tribal Warriors Will All Break Out In Watermelon Smiles To See The Big White Chief Touch Down In His Big White British Taxpayer-funded Bird.

Hitler Showed The Evil That Could Be Done By The Art Of Rhetoric. Churchill Showed How It Could Help To Save Humanity.

It Is Possible To Have A Pretty Good Life And Career Being A Leech And A Parasite In The Media World, Gadding About From Tv Studio To Tv Studio, Writing Inconsequential Pieces And Having A Good Time.

It Is Just Flipping Unbelievable. He Is A Mixture Of Harry Houdini And A Greased Piglet. He Is Barely Human In His Elusiveness. Nailing Blair Is Like Trying To Pin Jelly To A Wall.

The Mayors Fund For London Will Be A Streamlined Vehicle For Getting Money From The Wealth Creating Sector To Communities Across London That Are Facing Hardship And Deprivation And Are The Victims Of Crime.