I Wonder Why You Can Always Read

A Man's Idea In A Game Of Cards Is War, Cruel, Devastating, And Pitiless. A Lady's Idea Of It Is A Combination Of Larceny, Embezzlement And Burglary.

Vice Goes Along Way Towards Making Life Bearable. A Little Vice Now And Then Is Relished By The Best Of Men.

Histhry Is A Post-mortem Examination. It Tellsye What A Counthry Died Iv. But I'd Like To Know What It Lived Iv.

Politics Ain't Beanbag: 'tis A Man's Game, And Women, Children 'n' Pro-hy-bitionists Had Best Stay Out Of It.

A Lie With A Purpose Is One Of The Worst Kind, And The Most Profitable