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Make No Mistake About Why These Babies Are Here - They Are Here To Replace Us.

I Prefer The Old Theaters Because The Audience Is... Trapped.

Somebody Just Gave Me A Shower Radio. Thanks A Lot. Do You Really Want Music In The Shower? I Guess There's No Better Place To Dance Than A Slick Surface Next To A Glass Door.

My Parents Didn't Want To Move To Florida, But They Turned Sixty And That's The Law.

What I Don't Understand Is How Women Can Pour Hot Wax On Their Bodies, Let It Dry, Then Rip Out Every Single Hair By Its Root And Still Be Scared Of Spiders.