I Wonder If Illiterate People Get The

On The Side Of Box Of My Superman Costume It Actually Said - 'do Not Attempt To Fly!'

All I Ever Wanted To Do Is Make People Laugh.

What Would The World Be Like If People Said Whatever They Were Thinking, All The Time, Whenever It Came To Them? How Long Would A Blind Date Last? About 13 Seconds, I Think. Oh, Sorry, Your Rear End Is Too Big. That's Ok, Your Breath Stinks Anyway. See You Later.

I Don't Return Fruit. Fruit's A Gamble. I Know That Going In.

Marriage Is Like A Game Of Chess Except The Board Is Flowing Water, The Pieces Are Made Of Smoke And No Move You Make Will Have Any Effect On The Outcome.