I Won The Olympic Gold Medal In

I’ve Wrestled With Alligators, I’ve Tussled With A Whale. I Done Handcuffed Lightning And Throw Thunder In Jail. You Know I’m Bad. Just Last Week, I Murdered A Rock, Injured A Stone, Hospitalized A Brick. I’m So Mean, I Make Medicine Sick.

Silence Is Golden When You Can't Think Of A Good Answer.

It's Just A Job. Grass Grows, Birds Fly, Waves Pound The Sand. I Beat People Up.

I Am The Greatest, I Said That Even Before I Knew I Was.

I Would Like To Say That I Am Not An Apostle Of The Muslim Religion.