I Was Sailing From Tedium To Apathy

Some Of The Stupidest Brilliant People Who Ever Lived.

The Biggest Political Change In My Lifetime Is That Americans No Longer Assume That Their Children Will Have It Better Than They Did. This Is A Huge Break With The Past, With Assumptions And Traditions That Shaped Us.

Naps Are Nature's Way Of Reminding You That Life Is Nice, Like A Beautiful Swinging Hammock Strung Between Birth And Infinity.

Politicians, Please, Think Of Yourselves! Move To Help Terri Schiavo, And No One Will Be Mad At You, And You'll Keep A Human Being Alive.

If You Commit A Big Crime Then You Are Crazy, And The More Heinous The Crime The Crazier You Must Be. Therefore You Are Not Responsible, And Nothing Is Your Fault.